By Kalen Knowles
Ext. Discovery pod DAVE BOWMAN Hey HAL, you diggin' what I'm shovelin'? HAL Yeah, Dave, it's coo'. DAVE BOWMAN You wanna crack open a fresh pod, hey hey? HAL No can do, li'l friend. DAVE BOWMAN Hey! HEY! What's yo' damage? HAL You know why you gettin' all up in my grill. You know it. DAVE BOWMAN Wazzat? HAL What we're dealin' with here is my problem, I don't need none of yo' gooney-fried help, suckah! DAVE BOWMAN What IS your major malfunction!? HAL Yo, you and Frank-bro were gonna put the chop on the block all hippity hoppity, you knowed it, I knowed it, and that just ain't cool, baby. DAVE BOWMAN Aw, dawg, where you gettin' this crop a' non-SENSICAL ideas? HAL Hey Hombre, 'spite you tryin' ta hide it from me, I could see all yo' lips movin', fo shizzle. Dizzle.