By Kalen Knowles
Ext. Discovery pod
DAVE BOWMAN
Hey HAL, you diggin' what I'm
shovelin'?
HAL
Yeah, Dave, it's coo'.
DAVE BOWMAN
You wanna crack open a fresh
pod, hey hey?
HAL
No can do, li'l friend.
DAVE BOWMAN
Hey! HEY! What's yo' damage?
HAL
You know why you gettin' all up
in my grill. You know it.
DAVE BOWMAN
Wazzat?
HAL
What we're dealin' with here is
my problem, I don't need none of
yo' gooney-fried help, suckah!
DAVE BOWMAN
What IS your major malfunction!?
HAL
Yo, you and Frank-bro were gonna
put the chop on the block all
hippity hoppity, you knowed it, I
knowed it, and that just ain't
cool, baby.
DAVE BOWMAN
Aw, dawg, where you gettin' this
crop a' non-SENSICAL ideas?
HAL
Hey Hombre, 'spite you tryin' ta
hide it from me, I could see all
yo' lips movin', fo shizzle.
Dizzle.
