Today in Blog...

• Time travel grammar
• Hypertime: an excessively convoluted time travel framework
• Chess: THE MOVIE
• Thing I Have Learned About Software Testing
• When is a URL shortener not a URL shortener?
• Crystal Maze Pub Crawl attempt #1
• Learn Perl in about 2 hours 30 minutes
• Escaping strings for use at any command line
• The Bulb Dropping Problem
• Parser combinators explained
• The difference between top-down parsing and bottom-up parsing
• On short URLs
• Further staggery
• Stags
• Desert Island Beers
• Charts/graphs in Perl - some cautionary notes
• Crystal Maze Pub Crawl route v1.0
• Human-powered spaceflight
• "Inbox Zero" is a thing?
• Tesla's Earthquake Machine Method
• Harder Core Than Thou
• One Chance
• Troll pi explained
• The goal of terrorism is not to inconvenience you at the airport
• Algorithm for converting a finite state machine into a regular expression
• Isle of Wight
• Solved: the Monopoly Pub Crawl
• Skynet: Behind the Music
• Wedding season II
• Wedding season
• A minimalist lifestyle does not make you a better person
• P versus NP for dummies
• Ice: a business proposal
• Stay classy, Newgrounds
• "Let's make it an option!"
• SOLVED: Escaping strings in Bash
• The Supernova Method
• Why there will never be human-equivalent AI
• Let's enumerate the ways in which Student Finance England are incompetent
• Break it down
• SCARY ROBOTS
• The Thing About Facebook
• That way lies madness
• Regarding code
• If You Are Reading This
• So I guess the OoT WR just got halved?
• The Software Engineer Approaches Cookery
• Alphabet puB Crawl route v3.0
• A becomes B
• Longer Weekend
• Attention, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Nick Frost, Jessica Stevenson:
• Insane NAS permissions problem (SOLVED)
• Everything about driving is hateful except driving
• And now: a homeopathy joke
• Formal language
• Now for some movie mashups
• On perfection
• Alphabet puB Crawl route v2.0
• Spirit is nothing
• A McAfee Mystery
• Fixed: The Odd/Even Star Trek Movie Law
• Formal grammar
• Tweaks
• Caverns 00A 6:02 -> 4:24
• Gaz's top ten albums 2000-2009
• Notes on System z
• Alphabet puB Crawl route v1.0
• Pseudomathematics
• The twist ending of "Planet Of The Apes" (2001) explained
• z/OMG
• The Last James Bond Movie
• Crowdsourced atomic translation
• Monopoly Pub Crawl 2009 (plus call for ABC suggestions)
• The year 2012 will not destroy the Earth
• A visceral response
• Age
• Oxjam 2009
• ELTCall
• Belated Interconnect Writeup
• SamTronic EtherStorage 2000
• Oyster ring
• Time travel in Primer
• Life at Intercontinental Business Machines
• Review: Star Trek
• On leaving Facebook
• Beer! Mermaids! Jazz! The grand Copenhagen birthday-meet of 2009 (subdirectory)
• Airport security randomiser
• Savoury Ice Cream Cone
• Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall
• snow place like home
• The Last Calvin & Hobbes
• Suicide Linux
• Charity Movie
• movies: the new radio
• FTL
• Record Your Whole Life
• CIA sitcom
• SciFiQuest
• New RSS feeds
• What I'm Doing Now
• He's Leaving Home (Flat Hunting II)
• Licence To Drive
• Gay marriage: the database engineering perspective
• Flat Hunting I
• Norwich Beer Festival
• Planes on treadmills
• London
• Finally!
• The Sherbrook Road Anomaly
• New site design again
• Review: The Dark Knight
• Alphabet puB Crawl: attempt #1
• Bring back "Thunderbirds"
• Resurrect "Men In Black"
• Remake "Blake's 7"
• Ocean's Eleven: The Series
• StickManStickMan
• The World's Longest-Running Webcomic
• Sticky Thirteens
• The Official 2012 Prophecy
• Sony Ericsson W580i review
• The Happenin'
• New commenting system
• Half-Life timeline v0.5
• Getting The Wii You Want
• Alphabet puB Crawl: reconnaissance
• somebody's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication
• Primer explained
• Homeless in Cambridge
• It's not every day you get two stories on the front page of reddit simultaneously
• Yes
• Terminator timeline
• At least it means I'm wise
• Let's talk about Everything2.
• Happy new something something
• Now with MySQL!
• The mathematics of the Perfect Dark Elite
• AstroLander FAQ
• Bender's Big Score
• Busy few weeks
• The Paperful Office
• RM
• Another job change
• Groupama interview
• Belgium Beer Project 2007 (subdirectory)
• Review: The Simpsons Movie
• Monopoly Pub Crawl 2007!
• Barbecue! Plus, more failure
• The Fujitsu saga (ongoing)
• Allianz Insurance interviews
• Failures of the Turing Test
• No
• Where "The Difference" came from
• Ericsson Interview III: The Search For Spock
• four more thoughts
• Equal height columns? Using CSS? Mathematically impossible
• four thoughts
• The Ericsson Interview Two
• The World's Largest Numbers, Part Two
• List of United States Presidents by intrinsic comedy value
• Should illegal numbers be possible?
• For no reason, here's the text version of "Over Nine Thousand"
• J is for Trip To Manchester
• An anticlimactic conclusion to the Kill Everyone Project
• 500 impersonations in 2 minutes - for real?
• The Continuing Happenings of Sam Hughes
• The World's Largest Numbers, Part One
• Neon Genesis Evangelion animated media run-down
• April Fool's Day 2007
• Some pertinent questions about the DC Universe
• Arguably the most important question of the decade
• What are you, America? Chicken?
• The Barcap Interview Two
• Ban Time Travel Now!
• Another blog-standard bog entry
• Proof that the clarkkkkson is bigger than the xkcd number
• The Barcap Interview
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• In defence of the Apple Powerbook thing in "Independence Day"
• How sinful are you?
• I will not be buying a Wii at launch
• It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SuperNam
• Detica
• My summer holidays: 4th-12th November
• SciFiQuest 2106
• How NOT to destroy the Earth with a coffee can
• Proposed Solution To Global Warming
• Review: Children Of Men
• Joe The Circle returneth
• The formula for the numbers on Lost
• How To Destroy The Earth: The Book
• Advice for Monopoly Pub Crawlers
• Monopoly Pub Crawl!
• No documentary
• The Semantic Web: mmmmmmnope
• Duckling Programming
• SHUT UP!
• Office politics and geeks
• London Thing
• I wish they'd make a Green Lantern movie
• Sam's Complimentary Service
• Music by which to watch girls
• Review: Mission: Impossible 3
• Modelling time travel in fiction
• On Strategy Wiki's failings
• Criminal Justice Team, away!
• HTDTE on Rush Limbaugh? Believe it
• Attack Ship lament
• "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" principle
• Deep Sea Action
• In which Sam and his Elite friends get a quote into the Bash Top 200
• Project Four Minute Club
• April Fools' Day 2006 (subdirectory)
• KazPWNED
• How to destroy the documentary
• "I quit Perfect Dark forever" - me, in 2002, lying
• The next series of Star Trek in two words: Mirror Borg
• 10 reasons why The Simpsons sucks
• 24 drinking game
• Mathematics vs. Computers
• The Riemann Hypothesis For Dummies
• Piracy Calculator Spike #2
• The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time: Mask & Skulltula run
• Review: King Kong
• New site design!
• In which Sam is turned down for two jobs
• On the forthcoming new site design
• In which Sam visits IBM North Harbour
• Passport Panic!
• The Two Interviews
• How to fight terrorism
• Firefly is not science fiction
• Xbox 360 original IP
• Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu episode numbering explanation
• I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals, to make the most evil creature of them all!
• Etymology of the word "geocide"
• The Great British Venn Diagram
• It's surprising how difficult it is to get a straight answer
• So. I've sold out.
• How many is a Brazillion?
• Why I don't kill people
• Videogames Are Good For You
• I realise this is a controversial and unusual opinion to hold
• 10 Ways Not To Create Content For Your Weblog
• Philip J. Fry's DNA
• Fan DVD commentary
• Han Solo vs. Mal Reynolds
• The good folks over at the-elite.net
• Okay, so who's this?
• Obfuscation, An Improvised Play In Eight Parts
• The Script Stylesheet
• It seems the catalyst for all this was
• THAT WILL ACTUALLY WORK NOW.
• TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION DOLLARS
• I have something of a major announcement to make!
• How Bittorrent Works
• Quite a slow burner
• Significant questions in Lost
• I sold AstroLander by accident
• Review: With Teeth
• Woo!
• a show I have very little patience with
• Review: Half-Life 2
• Two missed meals away from anarchy
• Another one in the Onion
• The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time: single-segment run
• Half-Life 2 sucks
• Looking back over music history
• The Geocide Interviews (subdirectory)
• Movies are on rails. Videogames are open-ended
• Reservations about the next generation
• Point nine recurring equals one
• at the same time very very clever and extremely stupid
• Review: The Island
• Band names that are really hard to search for
• Check out this story
• Phony videogame claim rebuttal form
• Adding a Google search box to the front page
• world authority
• complexity of one's preferred music
• Data Connection
• The more astute among you
• Check in
• If it's not worth setting up to download overnight, it's not worth downloading
• Open questions and untied plot threads in The Incredibles
• Every Millionth Slashdot Comment
• Omnidroids
• Crimson Room solution
• Terrorism works
• Astronomy Now
• Sunrise, sunset
• Every Musical Genre Ever
• The One True MP3 Filenaming Format
• the best way to fight terrorism is to go to work the following morning
• The End Of College
• I feel ill
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• Worst Christmas Ever
• I got a 2:1!
• Palermo asteroid calculator
• The Piracy Calculator
• The Parting Of The Ways
• It's with great pleasure that I can announce
• How delightful!
• Boom Town
• The Doctor Dances
• The Empty Child
• Geocide podcast!
• My Perfect Dark strategies (subdirectory)
• Father's Day
• serious misgivings about Perfect Dark Zero
• Time War comment
• RealID
• The Long Game
• Review: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
• Mr. Hollands has done the honourable thing
• In which Sam votes
• poorer motivation each season
• Election drinking game
• Okay, so this guy has totally ripped off
• Dalek
• Did I mention I got bored
• Dang it. Dan Shaw writes
• So here we are
• In addition to a new invisible hit counter
• My QBASIC experience
• Scene from "2001: A Space Odyssizzle"
• GoldenEye versus Perfect Dark: the ultimate poll
• EXIT CATAM!
• Geocide -> Mundicide
• World War Three
• The Cheesecake Challenge
• Lightsaber impressions
• Ikaruga
• A curiously similar article
• Aliens Of London
• I took the rather bold step today
• The New Tetris lost all its data
• The Unquiet Dead
• A lot of people are commenting on this Daily Grind Iron Man Challenge
• Holy cow, I updated it
• Stress.
• So they want to extend Daylight Saving Time
• Powerpuff Girls anime!
• The End Of The World
• Time zones idea
• April Fools' Day 2005: Be Ready
• Geocide (subdirectory)
• Rose
• The Air Quotation Marks Diversion
• Fire alarm
• MegaTokyo Missed Comics Bulletin
• Major update
• You have way too much time on your hands
• Things to consider when naming your child
• Looks like things are calming down somewhat
• Why ice cubes rock
• WHOAH.
• Words fail me
• Web Design Rant
• Hello, world
• later today
• The first HTDTE spike
• I discovered that the server I'm using
• That didn't take as long as I thought
• laborious process of adding "breadcrumbs"
• There is a new HHGG movie coming out
• Andromeda collision video!
• The Official Lent Countdown
• tightened it up considerably
• You can consider yourself counter-pwned, "Stacey"
• Ode to the Elite
• Personal icons I have used
• My PDE career
• Why you should vote for me in the next Elite player battle
• FOR THE LOVE OF BOB
• Elvis: dead?
• mild food poisoning etc.
• Freeow
• This is insanely annoying
• GoldenEye 007 masterclass: 1000% accuracy
• Wishlist entry: Super GoldenEye 007
• Level maps for Sonic 2, 3 & K
• Titanic drinking game
• The final minutes of Mark and Lard
• How To Be A Man
• My GoldenEye 007 times
• An Unexpected PR
• January sales
• Derek Clark's GoldenEye 007 Dictionary
• The l33t alphabet
• Looks like the pattern was wrong
• Futurama timeline
• Golden rules of time travel
• Time travel gag
• Review: The worst web comic ever
• Anime Reviews Archive
• Review: The Animatrix
• Lectures are over for this term!
• Review: The Incredibles
• My lifetimer
• Blue?
• MUMP'D!
• Something to believe
• Okay, figured it out
• Apparently the page doesn't render quite right
• Accursed heating
• I changed the colours around
• Things mathematics has taught me
• Never get into an argument with a creationist about creationism
• Brains
• Review: Hellboy
• Actions have consequences
• StickManStickMan is ending
• The Immortality Principle
• Videogames are their own reward
• Review: Metroid Prime
• There is no such thing as Dragonball AF
• Review: Fit The Thirteenth of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy radio series
• Review: The Matrix Revolutions
• Thanks to the miracle that is CSS
• The Leaf Game
• Choosing an internet screen name
• Bad Wolf
• Review: Shaun Of The Dead
• Continuity in The Simpsons
• Lateral thinking puzzles, with solutions
• The Zen Of Snorlax
• Bagel incident
• Cheese Vodka
• Review: Equilibrium
• Review: The Matrix Reloaded
• Push Button Codes for Perfect Dark
• Jitter
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Review: The Dark Side Of The Sun
• Things to do on a bouncy castle
• What is the next number in the sequence 1, 1, 1, 1?
• Review: The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker
• Culture ship names
• Mathematics is the surest way to immortality
• When I am king, Linear Maths will be the first against the wall
• Things to consider before applying to Corpus Christi College, Cambridge
• Videogame clichés
• Sitting eating a bagel
• So I found a pattern in the stock market
• The Meal Game
• The Penny Game
• Okay, so I lied
• My Perfect Dark times
• Smash a bunch of elderly PRs
• Non-update
• World record!
• *jaw drops*
• See my entry into the Five Minute Club
• Now is the winter of our discontent
• The 100% Update
• My First GE Update
• Agent under 30:00!
• My PD debut
• My first PDE post