This site did once have a site map, but since I had to keep it updated manually it rapidly fell out of favour. I always thought the very simple heirarchical structure of the site was easy enough for basically anybody to navigate anyway. However, now that site's been moved entirely over to PHP, stuff like this is startlingly easy to code up.
The following is a list of every page on the site.
-
Fiction
-
Fine Structure
- Unbelievable scenes
- On Digital Extremities
- Power Of Two
- Zanjero
- Crushed Underground
- Taphophobia
- The Astronomer's Loss
- Amber
- Indistinguishable from magic
- Paper universe
- Exponents
- 2048
- Two killed in "transporter accident"
- The Four-Dimensional Man
- 1970-
- Failure Mode
- The Story So Far
- Sundown
- Leaving The Real World
- Oul's Egg
- Die
- Fight Scene
- least significant bits
- 'Verse Chorus
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Worth Dying For
- There Was No Leak
- The Chaotician
- this is not over and I am not dead
- Endworld
- Science Fiction Future
- Extras, appendices, feedback
- Causal Noose
- The Vending Machine Murders
- The Difference
- Film Maker
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- First Contact: a retrospective
- Gorge
- The Last-But-One Question
- Valuable Humans In Transit
- The Four-And-A-Halfth Planet
- Lonely Photographer
- Forgotten things in space
- Ed stories
- 60-second plays
- The Time Of Vontus (TMV)
- sam513
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- Asteroid McAlmont
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- God Mode
- The Message
- Time Loop
- Tyro
- PDC stories
-
Fine Structure
-
Technology
- Notes on System z
- A visceral response
- Failures of the Turing Test
- For no reason, here's the text version of "Over Nine Thousand"
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- The Piracy Calculator
- Choosing an internet screen name
- How Bittorrent Works
- 10 Ways Not To Create Content For Your Weblog
- Every Millionth Slashdot Comment
- Web Design Rant
- MegaTokyo Missed Comics Bulletin
- Review: The worst web comic ever
- Operation: Correct Microsoft's Grammar
- The l33t alphabet
- The Semantic Web: mmmmmmnope
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Videogames
- Half-Life timeline v0.3
- Perfect Dark
- Videogames Are Good For You
- Review: Half-Life 2
- Phony videogame claim rebuttal form
- GoldenEye versus Perfect Dark: the ultimate poll
- Ode to the Elite
- GoldenEye 007 masterclass: 1000% accuracy
- Level maps for Sonic 2, 3 & K
- Derek Clark's GoldenEye 007 Dictionary
- Review: Metroid Prime
- One On One for GoldenEye 007
- Review: The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker
- The Totalizer for GoldenEye and Perfect Dark
- Videogame clichés
-
Mathematics
- Formal language
- Formal grammar
- Pseudomathematics
- Sticky Thirteens
- The World's Largest Numbers, Part Two
- Should illegal numbers be possible?
- The World's Largest Numbers, Part One
- Point nine recurring equals one
- Proof that the clarkkkkson is bigger than the xkcd number
- Things mathematics has taught me
- What is the next number in the sequence 1, 1, 1, 1?
- Mathematics is the surest way to immortality
- All the primes between 1 and 100,000
- How many is a Brazillion?
- The Riemann Hypothesis For Dummies
- The formula for the numbers on Lost
- The mathematics of the Perfect Dark Elite
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Mass media
- Gaz's top ten albums 2000-2009
-
Movies
- Now for some movie mashups
- Review: The Simpsons Movie
- In defence of the Apple Powerbook thing in "Independence Day"
- Review: Children Of Men
- I wish they'd make a Green Lantern movie
- Review: Mission: Impossible 3
- Review: King Kong
- Han Solo vs. Mal Reynolds
- The Script Stylesheet
- Review: The Island
- The Incredibles
- Review: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
- Review: Hellboy
- The Immortality Principle
- Review: The Matrix Revolutions
- Review: Shaun Of The Dead
- Review: Equilibrium
- Review: The Matrix Reloaded
- Terminator timeline
- Primer explained
- The Happenin'
- Review: The Dark Knight
- Review: Star Trek
- Time travel in Primer
- The twist ending of "Planet Of The Apes" (2001) explained
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Television
- Futurama timeline v3
- The next series of Star Trek in two words: Mirror Borg
- The Simpsons' Family Tree
- 10 reasons why The Simpsons sucks
- 24 drinking game
- Philip J. Fry's DNA
- Firefly is not science fiction
- I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals, to make the most evil creature of them all!
- Bad Wolf references in Doctor Who
- Doctor Who season 1 episode commentary
- Futurama Episode Guide
- Continuity in The Simpsons
- Some pertinent questions about the DC Universe
- Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu episode numbering explanation
- Band names that are really hard to search for
- Every Musical Genre Ever
- The One True MP3 Filenaming Format
- Anime Reviews Archive
- There is no such thing as Dragonball AF
- Neon Genesis Evangelion animated media run-down
- Review: The Dark Side Of The Sun
- Culture ship names
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Miscellaneous, Etc.
- Geocide
- Pub crawls
-
Ideas Man
- Attention, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Nick Frost, Jessica Stevenson:
- The Last James Bond Movie
- Crowdsourced atomic translation
- SamTronic EtherStorage 2000
- Oyster ring
- Airport security randomiser
- Savoury Ice Cream Cone
- The Last Calvin & Hobbes
- Suicide Linux
- Charity Movie
- movies: the new radio
- FTL
- Record Your Whole Life
- CIA sitcom
- Ocean's Eleven: The Series
- Bring back "Thunderbirds"
- Remake "Blake's 7"
- Resurrect "Men In Black"
- Quotes
- Games
- The Great British Venn Diagram
- Gay marriage: the database engineering perspective
- Planes on treadmills
- The Sherbrook Road Anomaly
- Arguably the most important question of the decade
- List of United States Presidents by intrinsic comedy value
- Modelling time travel in fiction
- Sam's Complimentary Service
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- What are you, America? Chicken?
- Ban Time Travel Now!
- How sinful are you?
- How to fight terrorism
- Proposed Solution To Global Warming
- Things to consider when naming your child
- Why ice cubes rock
- The Zen Of Snorlax
- Golden rules of time travel
- The Official Lent Countdown
- Palermo asteroid calculator
- Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
- 500 impersonations in 2 minutes - for real?
- "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" principle
-
Self
-
Blog
- Insane NAS permissions problem
- Everything about driving is hateful except driving
- And now: a homeopathy joke
- On perfection
- Spirit is nothing
- A McAfee Mystery
- Fixed: The Odd/Even Star Trek Movie Law
- Snow Pics
- z/OMG
- Monopoly Pub Crawl 2009 (plus call for ABC suggestions)
- Age
- Oxjam 2009
- ELTCall
- Belated Interconnect Writeup
- Life at Intercontinental Business Machines
- On leaving Facebook
- Beer! Mermaids! Jazz! The grand Copenhagen birthday-meet of 2009
- Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall
- snow place like home
- The Move
- What I'm Doing Now
- He's Leaving Home (Flat Hunting II)
- Licence To Drive
- Flat Hunting I
- Norwich Beer Festival
- London
- Finally!
- Alphabet puB Crawl: attempt #1
- The Official 2012 Prophecy
- Sony Ericsson W580i review
- Getting The Wii You Want
- Alphabet puB Crawl: reconnaissance
- somebody's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication
- Homeless in Cambridge
- Yes
- At least it means I'm wise
- Let's talk about Everything2.
- Happy new something something
- Bender's Big Score
- Busy few weeks
- The Paperful Office
- RM
- Another job change
- Groupama interview
- Belgium Beer Project 2007
- Monopoly Pub Crawl 2007!
- Barbecue! Plus, more failure
- The Fujitsu saga (ongoing)
- Allianz Insurance interviews
- No
- Where "The Difference" came from
- Ericsson Interview III: The Search For Spock
- four more thoughts
- four thoughts
- The first picture of me to appear on this site in at least a year
- The Ericsson Interview Two
- J is for Trip To Manchester
- An anticlimactic conclusion to the Kill Everyone Project
- The Continuing Happenings of Sam Hughes
- April Fool's Day 2007
- The Barcap Interview Two
- Another blog-standard bog entry
- The Barcap Interview
- I will not be buying a Wii at launch
- It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SuperNam
- Detica
- My summer holidays: 4th-12th November
- SciFiQuest 2106
- How NOT to destroy the Earth with a coffee can
- Joe The Circle returneth
- How To Destroy The Earth: The Book
- Monopoly Pub Crawl!
- No documentary
- Duckling Programming
- Office politics and geeks
- London Thing
- Music by which to watch girls
- On Strategy Wiki's failings
- Criminal Justice Team, away!
- HTDTE on Rush Limbaugh? Believe it
- In which Sam and his Elite friends get a quote into the Bash Top 200
- April Fools' Day 2006
- How to destroy the documentary
- Mathematics vs. Computers
- Piracy Calculator Spike #2
- In which Sam is turned down for two jobs
- In which Sam visits IBM North Harbour
- Passport Panic!
- The Two Interviews
- Review: Fit The Thirteenth of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy radio series
- Xbox 360 original IP
- It's surprising how difficult it is to get a straight answer
- Why I don't kill people
- I realise this is a controversial and unusual opinion to hold
- Fan DVD commentary
- Okay, so who's this?
- It seems the catalyst for all this was
- THAT WILL ACTUALLY WORK NOW.
- TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION DOLLARS
- I have something of a major announcement to make!
- Quite a slow burner
- Significant questions in Lost
- I sold AstroLander by accident
- a show I have very little patience with
- Two missed meals away from anarchy
- Another one in the Onion
- Half-Life 2 sucks
- Looking back over music history
- Movies are on rails. Videogames are open-ended
- Reservations about the next generation
- at the same time very very clever and extremely stupid
- Check out this story
- world authority
- complexity of one's preferred music
- Data Connection
- Check in
- If it's not worth setting up to download overnight, it's not worth downloading
- Corpus May Ball 2005 photos
- Terrorism works
- Astronomy Now
- Sunrise, sunset
- the best way to fight terrorism is to go to work the following morning
- The End Of College
- I feel ill
- Day trip to Ely
- Worst Christmas Ever
- I got a 2:1!
- Overnight punting round III: 21st-22nd June, 2005
- Mike's 21st birthday
- It's with great pleasure that I can announce
- How delightful!
- The Final Formal
- The End
- Geocide podcast!
- serious misgivings about Perfect Dark Zero
- Time War comment
- RealID
- Mr. Hollands has done the honourable thing
- In which Sam votes
- poorer motivation each season
- Okay, so this guy has totally ripped off
- Dang it. Dan Shaw writes
- So here we are
- EXIT CATAM!
- Geocide -> Mundicide
- A curiously similar article
- The New Tetris lost all its data
- A lot of people are commenting on this Daily Grind Iron Man Challenge
- Stress.
- So they want to extend Daylight Saving Time
- Powerpuff Girls anime!
- Time zones idea
- April Fools' Day 2005: Be Ready
- Fire alarm
- Koki's 21st birthday party
- You have way too much time on your hands
- Looks like things are calming down somewhat
- WHOAH.
- Words fail me
- Hello, world
- later today
- Chrismo's 21st birthday party
- I discovered that the server I'm using
- The first HTDTE spike
- There is a new HHGG movie coming out
- Andromeda collision video!
- You can consider yourself counter-pwned, "Stacey"
- Corpus: Year Three, Michaelmas and Lent
- FOR THE LOVE OF BOB
- Elvis: dead?
- mild food poisoning etc.
- Freeow
- This is insanely annoying
- Wishlist entry: Super GoldenEye 007
- January sales
- Looks like the pattern was wrong
- Commemoration Dinner
- Lectures are over for this term!
- MUMP'D!
- Wednesday Night Social
- Something to believe
- Accursed heating
- Never get into an argument with a creationist about creationism
- Relaxed gathering
- Brains
- Actions have consequences
- StickManStickMan is ending
- Videogames are their own reward
- Corpus: Year Two
- Bagel incident
- Cheese Vodka
- School photos
- Florence
- Overnight punting
- Corpus May Ball 2003
- Corpus: Year One
- Jitter
- April 2003: Spring Harvest 2003 at Skegness
- Boat Club dinner
- When I am king, Linear Maths will be the first against the wall
- Sitting eating a bagel
- So I found a pattern in the stock market
- My links
-
Videogaming stuff
-
My Perfect Dark times
- Attack Ship lament
- Deep Sea Action
- Project Four Minute Club
- KazPWNED
- "I quit Perfect Dark forever" - me, in 2002, lying
- My PDE career
- Okay, so I lied
- Smash a bunch of elderly PRs
- World record!
- *jaw drops*
- See my entry into the Five Minute Club
- Now is the winter of our discontent
- Agent under 30:00!
- My PD debut
- My first PDE post
- My GoldenEye 007 times
- Letter sorting in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
- The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time: single-segment run
- The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time: Mask & Skulltula run
- Ikaruga
- Astrolander (TimeSplitters 2)
- Sonic the Hedgehog 1, 2, 3 & Knuckles
- Super Monkey Ball
- Minesweeper
- Gridwars
- Saved PD posts
- Why you should vote for me in the next Elite player battle
- Super Monkey Ball 2
-
My Perfect Dark times
- Programming stuff
- Artwork
- Personal icons I have used
- StickManStickMan
-
Blog
-
Meta
- About this site
- Contact
- Site map
- Site index
-
News
- Tweaks
- SciFiQuest
- New RSS feeds
- New site design again
- New commenting system
- It's not every day you get two stories on the front page of reddit simultaneously
- Now with MySQL!
- Equal height columns? Using CSS? Mathematically impossible
- New site design!
- On the forthcoming new site design
- So. I've sold out.
- The good folks over at the-elite.net
- Woo!
- Adding a Google search box to the front page
- The more astute among you
- Did I mention I got bored
- In addition to a new invisible hit counter
- I took the rather bold step today
- That didn't take as long as I thought
- laborious process of adding "breadcrumbs"
- tightened it up considerably
- Blue?
- Okay, figured it out
- Apparently the page doesn't render quite right
- I changed the colours around
- Thanks to the miracle that is CSS
-
Old and busted
- College photos
- Unresolved Futurama plotlines
- The Simpsons Episode Guide
-
Update announcements
- Those pages are down now
- If you watched Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
- A page on etymology
- Unresolved plotlines
- useless/superfluous
- This article drove me so insane
- New article on Fry's DNA
- similarities between Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
- It's my great pleasure to introduce you all
- Okay, so
- I'm not sure if I plan to make a habit
- New DW section
- Three-page update
- I have now finished Half-Life 2
- The update of four new pages
- Announcing the Complete Speed Tactics Guide: second edition
- here are some incomplete
- New: sam513, Time Of Vontus
- The Ed saga continues
- I saw The Island at the cinema
- some idiot who's claimed the world record
- You lucky people
- Spacéd is finished
- Welcome to my Incredibles fan site
- Some more stuff for you here
- A QUEST!
- The update of one new page
- WITNESS!
- spontaneous coming-into-existence
- I've finally got around to adding the long-intended
- I agreed to host a charity website
- New: asteroid calculator
- street value of all your illegally downloaded MP3s
- Bad Wolf update
- Simpsons season 16
- Geocide's back!
- I added a page
- The newest page is somewhat dry
- DW commentary
- Just got back from the Hitchhiker movie
- Disgust at the current season
- Holy cow, I updated it
- Time to end the PD/GE debate
- finally got around to digging out the old artwork
- Most convincing imitation of a lightsaber
- new, longer, multi-part Ed story
- HTDTE got too big for its shell
- Geocide subdirectory: created!
- It's here!
- Geocide forum
- Major update
- Water Temple tactical revision
- Getting Din's Fire later saves time!
- Presenting the Lent Countdown 2005
- Curious conversation with a chatterbot
- Split!
- All my old GeoCities content
- One less bookmark
- First update of 2005!
- All righty
- If you're increasingly puzzled
- There is a new review of The Incredibles
- As is my reference work
- "Self" is here too now
- All of the Fiction section
- Have moved the Links page across
- there's nothing on this site yet
- I've been steadily adding various new sections
- Yip!
- Copious new stuff
- Another new section for PDC stories
- New: OO(T)
- Kats becomes GameFAQs' one-millionth user
- AIM away messages I have used
- Shipping scandal dialogue from The Day Today
- Eric and the Gazebo
- The G-Man's final monologue from Half-Life
- Jim Twice dialogue from Police Squad!
- Secret site passwords
- Things to consider before applying to Corpus Christi College, Cambridge
- TimeSplitters 2
- Review: 24
- Review: With Teeth
- Review: The Animatrix
- Neon Genesis Evangelion FAQ
- Combat Simulator milestones
- The Official Perfect Dark Elite FAQ
- My Perfect Dark strategies
- The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
- AstroLander FAQ
- Crimson Room solution
- PEOPLE-FEED
- List of possible sequels to Snakes On A Plane
- Keyring analysis
- Corpus Christi College webcam - large version
- College daylogs