Futurama timeline v3

2004-12-24 *2008-03-20

Now with speculation!

I've seen a bundle of Futurama timelines around the place and I found them all to be inadequate, firstly because they don't, by a long shot, include every conceivable dated event from the show, and secondly because they don't show sources. It's easy to guess at dates from things like "Pine trees went extinct eight hundred years ago" but that seems to be the limit of effort put in; no episode is quoted. So I went through, watched the whole 72-episode run again - yes, this is entirely my own work - and took notes in preparation for this, my considerably more exhaustive Futurama timeline.

Update 2007-11-28

Information from "Bender's Big Score" has now been incorporated into the timeline.

Notes

The Timeline

A question mark indicates that a date is probable, but not known for definite. A tilde (~) indicates that the date is approximate.

Date Event Source Episode
17 years before the Big Bang Nibblonian civilisation is born on planet Eternium. According to the Nibblonian elders. (3ACV07) The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
~13,700,000,000 BCE The Big Bang occurs, causing the entire physical universe as we know it to come into existence. Scientific record, included for context. (3ACV07) The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
~65,500,000 BCE A gigantic evil brain, later to become the central information repository of the brainspawn's Infosphere, wipes out the dinosaurs. Stated by the evil brain in this episode. Date is from scientific record of this event, which is commonly called the Cretaceous-Tertiary Extinction and generally attributed to an asteroid impact in Mexico. (4ACV10) The Why Of Fry
~28,997,000 BCE or earlier Emperor Nimbala rules Zuben 5. He will be seen in the year 3000 as a mummy in a tiny sarcophagus. He ruled Zuben 5 "over twenty-nine million years ago" according to the Professor. Zuben will later become famous for its fine cigars. (1ACV03) I, Roommate
1351 BCE Travelling back in time from 3007, Bender steals the sarcophagus and death mask of the Egyptian pharaoh Amenhotep III, then hides in the limestone cavern underneath the future location of the Planet Express building until 3007. Wikipedia makes the intended identity of the deceased pharaoh in this episode fairly easy to determine. The actual location of Amenhotep III's burial treasures is, as far as I am aware, unknown, so Bender's actions may fulfill established history in the Futurama universe, or they may not, in which case the paradox is seamlessly resolved by the Time Code. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
1410 CE Banking industry regulations originate around this time. Gary, a banking industry regulator, Amy's date in this episode. (2ACV07) Put Your Head On My Shoulder
from 1495 to 1498 Leonardo da Vinci paints The Last Supper. Historical record. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
from 1502 and 1519 Leonardo da Vinci paints the Mona Lisa. Bender, travelling back in time from 3007, steals it while it is unfinished, then hides in the limestone cavern underneath the future location of the Planet Express building until 3007. However, this paradox is resolved by the Time Code and the duplicate Mona Lisa is eventually destroyed. Historical record and events of this episode. Bender remarks facetiously that da Vinci is "unlikely to get as far as The Last Supper", but, as seen above, it is actually already completed. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
1776 The United States of America are founded. Historical record, included for context. (2ACV07) Put Your Head On My Shoulder
1788 Steamboat invented. Historical record. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
1793 Cotton gin invented. Historical record. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
19th century Light bulb, steamboat and cotton gin invented. According to Leela in this episode. Note that she's wrong on two of the three counts; the steamboat and the cotton gin are both from the 18th century, above. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
1820 to 1887 Golden Age Of Muttonchops. According to a banner outside the Head Museum. (2ACV03) A Head In The Polls
1874 Light bulb invented. Historical record. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
1900s Gwen's family starts making candy hearts from bone meal and earwig honey. Stated by Gwen. Note: It's interesting that Gwen refers to the "1900s". Does she mean 1900-1909 or 1900-1999? (4ACV03) Love & Rocket
20th century? The Stupid Ages. Fry's era is referred to as the Stupid Ages more than once in the series. No dates are given, but the 20th century seems stupid enough to me. (4ACV07) Jurassic Bark
9th July 1947 Emerging from a time-warp from the year 3002, the Planet Express ship crash-lands near Roswell, New Mexico. Calendar inside the Planet Express ship. (3ACV19) Roswell That Ends Well
night of 9th July 1947 Philip J. Fry sleeps with his maternal grandmother Mildred, and inadvertently conceives his own father, Yancy Fry. This fact is surmised by the Professor onscreen, but not explicitly confirmed until "The Why Of Fry". For a discussion of Fry's genetic makeup, see here. (3ACV19) Roswell That Ends Well
10th July 1947 The Planet Express crew return through the time-warp to 3002, leaving behind Bender's head. They go back the following day. Bender's head will remain buried near Roswell for the next 1045 years. (3ACV19) Roswell That Ends Well
~April 1948 Yancy Fry is born to Mildred. Assumes a standard 9-month pregnancy. (3ACV19) Roswell That Ends Well
1951 Pete's TVs: "letting people watch news reports in our window since 1951" Sign outside Pete's TVs. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
9th August 1960 David Duchovny is supposedly born. Real life. In the Futurama universe, David Duchovny is in fact the individual who will later be known as Calculon; his birth date might be a lie. (2ACV18) The Honking
1960 The 1960 Presidential elections are fixed by Kennedy. According to Richard Nixon in this episode. (2ACV17) War Is The H-Word
8th September 1966 The first episode of the original series of Star Trek is aired. Historical record. (4ACV11) Where No Fan Has Gone Before
1969 The New York Mets win the World Championship. Shea Stadium: "Home of the 1969 & 1986 World Champion Mets" (2ACV16) Anthology Of Interest
20th July 1969 Neil Armstrong and Edwin A. "Buzz" Aldrin land on the Moon. Historical record. The original landing site will have been lost for centuries by the year 3000. (1ACV02) The Series Has Landed
1973 Computers will double in speed between now and the year 3000. According to Richard Nixon in 3000. Probably something of an understatement. (2ACV03) A Head In The Polls
1973 Muhammed Ali faces an 80ft-tall mechanical Joe Frazier. The entire Earth is destroyed. According to George Foreman, whose memory is not what it was, apparently. (2ACV08) Raging Bender
14th August 1974 The New York Mets win this baseball game against the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the exact same instant that Philip J. Fry is born. His father is Yancy Fry; his mother's name has not been mentioned onscreen.

In "Space Pilot 3000", Fry's age is given as 25 on a computer screen on 31st December 2999, which gives us his birth year of 1974. (Chronologically he is 1025 years old at this point, of course, but it is established in "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" that in the future there are handheld detectors which can tell you your biological age.) However, only sporting references during Fry's birth scene in this episode narrow down the exact day.

Note: Fry's birth date is given as August 9th, 1974 on the script for "Space Pilot 3000", which can be found on the Volume 1 DVD; while widely quoted, this source is not canonical.

(3ACV04) Luck Of The Fryrish
1975 In Leela's dream, the Yellow Brick Road is renamed MLK Boulevard. Spoken by one of those little fairy things. (3ACV18) Anthology Of Interest 2
~1980 Fry wishes he had a robot for a friend. "Ever since I was six!" (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
1984 or later Stricken with incurable boneitis, "that guy" (Steve Castle) is cryogenically frozen until a cure can be found. He's from the 1980s, but also has certainly seen Apple's "1984" advert. Name is taken from the DVD commentary track for this episode. (3ACV21) Futurestock
1986 The New York Mets again win the World Championship. Shea Stadium: "Home of the 1969 & 1986 World Champion Mets" Note: This obliquely suggests that the Mets won't win the World Championship again for over a thousand years! (2ACV16) Anthology Of Interest
1988 What Hermes will later describe as a "legendary Jamaican bobsled team" first competes in the Winter Olympics. Historical record, which is not to be confused with the slightly fictionalised account given in the movie "Cool Runnings". (2ACV04) Xmas Story
between 1990 and 1996 Applied Cryogenics experiences their penultimate power failure. Partially obscured plaque on the office door. (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
1994 or 1995 Fry scrawls a picture of himself on a rocket The picture is signed "Fry, age 20". (3ACV04) Luck Of The Fryrish
~1995 to 1998 Fry is "given some time off work". Fry remarks, "I haven't had time off since I was twenty-one through twenty-four." (1ACV10) A Flight To Remember
1996 or 1997 Fry's future pet dog, "Seymour Asses", is born. Seymour was flash-fossilised in 2012 at the ripe old age of 15 years. (4ACV07) Jurassic Bark
1997 Applied Cryogenics experiences their most recent power failure. Stuck over plaque on door. Applied Cryogenics will actually maintain continuous power - or at least avoid critical outages - through war, barbarism and alien invasions for the next 1003 years. (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
circa 1997 Date on the last existing can of anchovies ("Angry Norwegian Anchovies" brand) in the year 3000. According to the auctioneer. (1ACV06) A Fishful Of Dollars
August, 1997 Fry meets his dog, Seymour. Screen caption. (4ACV07) Jurassic Bark
July, 1998 The summer from "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer". Seymour swims in toppings. Screen caption. (4ACV07) Jurassic Bark
1999 or earlier Nibbler is assigned to planet Vergon VI. Stated in this episode. Nibbler's task on this planet is unknown, but probably involves dark matter. (4ACV10) The Why Of Fry
1999 or earlier The evil brains begin constructing the Infosphere. The Nibblonians forsee its completion and realise their need to cryogenically freeze Fry so that he can ultimately defeat them. The Infosphere has been under construction "for a thousand years". Also, construction must have begun before Fry was frozen. (4ACV10) The Why Of Fry
1999 Fry spills a can of beer, disrupting the transmission of the series finale of Single Female Lawyer. Flashback. (1ACV12) When Aliens Attack
evening of 31st December 1999 Nibbler orders a pizza to be delivered to Applied Cryogenics, using the pseudonym I. C. Weiner. Seen in this episode. (4ACV10) The Why Of Fry
11:35pm, 31st December 1999 Fry leaves Panucci's on his last pizza delivery, leaving Seymour to wait for him outside. This scene occurs in more than one episode, but this is the first time a clock is visible. (4ACV07) Jurassic Bark
slightly before midnight, 31st December 1999

Nibbler hides underneath the desk that Fry will sit at as the new millennium rolls in, intending to deliberately make Fry fall in the cryogenics tube, so that in the future (specifically, the episode "The Why Of Fry") he can defeat the brains on behalf of all intelligent life.

An alternate version of Fry arrives from the year 3002 or so in a timeline in which he attempted but failed to defeat the brainspawn. He delivers to Nibbler the dire warning, "Scootie-Puff Junior sucks!" before disappearing.

Seen in this episode. Fry's interference has no lasting effect on the timeline until the events of "The Why Of Fry" in 3002 or so. (4ACV10) The Why Of Fry
12:00:0?am, 1st January 2000 Nibbler's plan proceeds as envisaged: Philip J. Fry falls into a cryogenic chamber, and is automatically frozen for a thousand years. You can actually count forwards a few seconds after the new year begins before Fry is frozen. (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
12:28:00am, 1st January 2000 Bender arrives from 13th December 3007 with the mission of killing Fry when he arrives from 13th December 3007. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
12:28:31am, 1st January 2000 An alternate Bender whom we shall dub "Bender-A" arrives from 12:28:50am from an alternate timeline in which he decided he needed to use the bathroom. He tells his past self, Bender-B, to cover for him while he visits the bathroom. By interacting with his past self in this way, Bender-A alters history and creates a new timeline. However, this paradox is resolved by the Time Code and Bender-B is later destroyed. The precise seconds are based on the passage of time in the actual scene, which is very close to what is displayed on the screen. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
12:29am, 1st January 2000 Yet another Bender arrives from "way at the end" (1st January 3008) and pastes the Time Code tattoo onto Fry's backside, completing a causal loop. He then leaves and hides in the limestone cavern underneath the future location of the Planet Express building until 1st January 3008. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
12:30am, 1st January 2000 Fry arrives from 13th December 2007, escaping death at the hands of the scammers. Bender-B threatens to kill him, then begins to self-destruct.

Bender-B's internal conflict, unsatisfied need to urinate and "doomed time paradox duplicate" status combine to start his self-destruct sequence. Bender-A is still on the lavatory at this point.

(5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
12:31am, 1st January 2000 An alternate version of Fry - whom we shall dub "Fry-A" - arrives from 1:31am in an alternate future in which he decided he wanted free lukewarm pizza. Fry-A arrives just in time to see the existing Fry - whom we shall dub "Lars" for reasons which will become apparent shortly - kick the self-destructing Bender-B into a spare cryogenic tube and set the timer for a million years. "Lars" leaves the cryogenics building just as Bender-A - the original Bender - returns from the bathroom, thus evading him. Fry-A briefly interacts with "Lars" before he leaves, delaying "Lars"' departure and creating a time paradox. However, this paradox is resolved by the Time Code and "Lars" is eventually killed. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
12:32am, 1st January 2000 Fry-A falls into the cryogenic tube alongside his frozen self and is again frozen for a thousand years. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
1:01am, 1st January 2000 "Lars" returns to Panucci's pizza, and is allowed to move into the room upstairs. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
~2:00am, 1st January 2000 Bender bursts in on Michelle as she is in bed with her latest boyfriend, Constantine. He leaves and continues to stalk Fry.

Michelle, as we know from "Space Pilot 3000", just threw all of Fry's stuff out on the sidewalk. In this episode she says this happened roughly two hours ago.

Amazingly, this does not create a paradox. Presumably, Michelle and Constantine both assume Bender is some guy in a New Year's costume.

(5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
lunchtime, 1st January 2000 Fry enjoys lunch with his family. (In the original timeline, Fry's father Yancy and dog Seymour spend the whole afternoon searching for Fry but fail to find him.) (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2000 The year the Past-O-Rama experience is supposed to emulate. According to its TV ad in the year 3000ish. It fails somewhat, of course. (2ACV06) Lesser Of Two Evils
2000 Great Garbage Crisis in New York City. The city's excess of garbage is eventually put on a gigantic barge which is then pushed out to circle the world's seas for the next 50 years. Shown in a historical film in this episode. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
2000 "Jury Duty II: Trouble On The Hubble" is released This episode sees the 1000th anniversary screening. (2ACV19) The Cryonic Woman
November 8, 2000 During the controversial recount of Florida votes in the United States presidential election of 2000, Bender attacks one of Al Gore's staff members who happens to be called Phil Fry, and destroys a large number of Gore's vote ballots, winning the election for George W Bush. This does not create a paradox, since Bender is fulfilling established history. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2003 Lucy Liu is named People Magazine's sexiest woman of the year. Claimed by a salesman at nappster (3ACV15) I Dated A Robot
2003 Sick of moping after Leela, "Lars" decides to move on with his life. He takes a job as keeper of a narwhal named Leeloo at the New York Aquarium. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
between ~2005 and 2007? Philip J. Fry's nephew, also named Philip Fry honour of his uncle, is born to Yancy Fry and his wife. Philip Fry Jr appears to be roughly five to seven years old when Bender accosts him in 2012. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2006 Wearing a sink plunger on his head as a horn, "Lars" duels with Leeloo. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2007 "Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold" is released in cinemas Sign outside a cinema showing it. (3ACV15) I Dated A Robot
2008 Stop 'n' Drop becomes America's favourite suicide booth As announced by a suicide booth. (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
2008 "Lars" plays with Leeloo on a rubber raft in her tank, which she punctures. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2012 or earlier Fry's ex-girlfriend Michelle cryogenically stores herself until the year 2266 or so. This is originally mentioned in "The Cryonic Woman" but actual dates are only provided in "Bender's Big Score". (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2010 By this time, "Lars" is Assistant Director of the New York Aquarium. Leeloo is finally released back into the wild, which "Lars" takes badly; he abandons his job and sets out to the North Pole on a whaling boat to recapture Leeloo. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2012

"Lars" finally recaptures Leeloo, but she has found a mate in the wild, so he sadly releases her a second time. "Lars" returns to Panucci's Pizza, where Seymour is still waiting for him. Bender blows up the building with "Lars" inside, flash-fossilising Seymour. "Lars" escapes alive, his appearance and voice altered, and realises that he is, in fact, "Lars Fillmore" from the 31st century. He hides inside Michelle's cryogenic tube, resetting the timer for the year 3002.

His mission apparently successful, Bender then hides in the limestone cavern underneath the future location of Planet Express until 13th December 3007.

Seen in the episode. Note that Michelle is woken up early, in the year 3000, so Lars (off-camera) stores himself for a further two years after this. Bender is fulfilling established history by blowing up Panucci's so no time paradox is caused by this. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2012 War of 2012. Conan O'Brien loses his freakishly long legs. According to Conan's head. (2ACV04) Xmas Story
21st century Cyborgs enslave humanity.

Reminiscences of a girl Fry meets from the 21st century.

Although this event can theoretically be placed anywhere in this century, it would seem foolish to place it anywhere but here in 2012 where it can coincide with Conan O'Brien's "War of 2012". Conjecturally, this war could also be the origin of the advanced technology that would be required to transfer David (Calculon) Duchovny's mind into a robot arm (below), and possibly even mark the birth of robotkind as an independent race from humanity on Earth.

(1ACV04) Love's Labor's Lost In Space
2019 Calculon is a robot arm working on Project Satan, the world's evilest car. Calculon tells the story himself. (2ACV18) The Honking
2038 Petroleum reserves run dry. ? (3ACV13) Bendin' In The Wind
2052 New York City obtains a rocket with which to launch the garbage into outer space. Shown in a history film. Note that the original New York City is still standing at this time; although it may well have taken damage during the War of 2012 (above) it has not yet been completely demolished by aliens, as seen during the thousand-year-sleep sequence in "Space Pilot 3000". (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
2063 Lucy Liu is again named People Magazine's sexiest woman of the year. Claimed by a salesman at nappster (3ACV15) I Dated A Robot
2063 Humanity starts dropping ice cubes into the ocean to counteract global warming. According to a documentary. Note that in "Xmas Story", Leela apparently contradicts this, saying that global warming did happen, but "nuclear winter canceled it out", but these two facts do not necessarily contradict each other; there will probably plenty of global warming to go around over the next thousand years! (4ACV08) Crimes Of The Hot
2158 Central Bureacracy is established. Sign outside Central Bureacracy. (2ACV11) How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
~2200 Pine trees become extinct. They have been extinct for "Eight hundred years". (2ACV04) Xmas Story
~2202? Lucy Liu is captured and held prisoner by kidnappster.com. Lucy Liu says "I've been held prisoner for eight hundred years!". (3ACV15) I Dated A Robot
2208 To get around relativity, scientists increase the speed of light.

Stated by Farnsworth. Note that all existing light continues to move at its original slow pace (otherwise the plot of "When Aliens Attack" falls apart, if nothing else), and that it is never explicitly stated that the scientists in question are from Earth.

This is the reason why travel between extremely distant stars and galaxies is possible in the Futurama universe. Thus, this event probably marks the beginning of real interstellar travel on the part of humanity - and, conjecturally, every other species in the Futurama universe. ("FTL" travel by any species before this date has not been depicted onscreen. "Roswell That Ends Well" may provide a counterexample but maybe the 1947 end of the temporal wormhole opened up very near to Earth, who knows?) As a result, first contact between humans and extraterrestrials is quite likely to have occurred almost immediately after this. Read on.

(2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
2200s The Decapodians arrive on Earth.

Farnsworth says so (although Zoidberg's species won't be explicitly named for at least another season).

I hypothesise that this occurred shortly after the lightspeed increase in 2208, at which point humanity was probably contacted by every other spacefaring race in the universe more or less simultaneously. Certainly, this is the earliest given example of official contact between humans and aliens ("Roswell That Ends Well" and Nibbler's presence on Earth in "The Why Of Fry" notwithstanding).

(1ACV06) A Fishful Of Dollars
2200s The anchovy becomes extinct. Farnsworth says so. This is as a direct result of the Decapodians' arrival above, but could have taken months to decades. (1ACV06) A Fishful Of Dollars
23rd century By this time, Star Trek has become a religion.

According to Nichelle Nichols.

I think this came about largely as a result of 1) "FTL" travel suddenly proving possible and 2) the universe revealing itself to be crammed with other sentient species. Star Trek was right all along!

(4ACV11) Where No Fan Has Gone Before
2200s The Star Trek cast do some musical reunions, but the guy who plays Scotty has trouble yodelling so he is replaced by Welshy. According to Nichelle Nichols. (4ACV11) Where No Fan Has Gone Before
2256 Date on a spear seen in a museum of weaponry. Sign: "Spear, circa 2256". This spear may not be from Earth. (4ACV05) A Taste Of Freedom
2265 to 2270 Time period in which the original series of Star Trek is set. Leela: "It's set eight hundred years in the past!" (4ACV11) Where No Fan Has Gone Before
2265, 2266 or 2267 Fry's ex-girlfriend Michelle is originally scheduled to be unfrozen this year. In 2012, Lars uses Michelle's cryogenic tube to get back to the 31st century; the timer reads "254 years". (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
2275 The Fairness In Hell Act is passed, requiring the Robot Devil to release a soul (and a solid gold fiddle) from hell if someone can beat him in a fiddle contest. According to the Robot Devil. (1ACV09) Hell Is Other Robots
2308 Travelling back in time from 3007, Bender steals the 2308 Nobel Peace Prize and he and his fleet of decoy flying saucers demolish the city of New York with lasers. Humanity is partially reduced to barbarism. Bender then hides in the limestone cavern underneath the future location of the Planet Express building until 3007.

This is seen through the window during the thousand-year-sleep montage in "Space Pilot 3000". What actually happened is eventually revealed in "Bender's Big Score". Bender is fulfilling established history so no paradox is caused by his actions.

Note that the Applied Cryogenics building remains intact, with its cryogenically stored occupants still preserved, throughout this period!

(1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
24th century A medieval civilisation arises on the site of old New York. It will later be destroyed by aliens. During the 1000-year sleep montage, you can see castles being built and then destroyed. No date is explicitly given, but a cop later in the episode suggests "going 24th century" on somebody's "ass". The connection is clear. Note that New New York City was hence built after this time. (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
~2302? Dashuba monks begin using a radio telescope to search the skies for God. They have been searching for "seven hundred years". (3ACV20) Godfellas
2354 Kwanzaabot begins giving out "What the hell is Kwanza?" books. He's been giving them out for "six hundred and forty-seven years". (3ACV03) A Tale Of Two Santas
~2400 American Express ceases to exist. Bank teller says it hasn't existed for six hundred years. (1ACV06) A Fishful Of Dollars
2443 Second coming of Jesus. Most 20th century-era videotapes are damaged. Farnsworth states this explicitly. Note: Videotapes from different eras, e.g. 21st century, may not have been affected. (1ACV12) When Aliens Attack
2475 Washington DC is rededicated to Washington the Sweathog. Screen caption. (4ACV05) A Taste Of Freedom
~2500 Visa ceases to exist. Visa "hasn't existed for five hundred years" according to bank teller. (1ACV06) A Fishful Of Dollars
~2500? New New York City becomes garbage-free. According to Mayor Poopenmeyer, "five hundred years". Note that New New York City was hence built before this. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
2600s New Yorkers elect a supervillain governor, who steals most of the world's monuments and puts them on Monument Beach. Stated by Leela. (1ACV12) When Aliens Attack
2620 To end that stupid joke once and for all, Uranus is renamed... to "Urectum". Farnsworth says so explicitly. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
2636 Mars University is founded. Sign outside Mars University. (1ACV11) Mars University
~2702 The original cast of Star Trek leaves Earth behind. Said to have occurred "three hundred years ago". (4ACV11) Where No Fan Has Gone Before
2790 Bender's Uncle Vladimir is constructed. Date on his gravestone. Robot relatives are strange: As Bender's "Mommy" is the robot arm which built him, we can deduce that his "Grandma" would be the robot arm that built the first robot arm, and that Vladimir must have been constructed by this second robot arm. (2ACV18) The Honking
2790 Ava Porter is born. Seen on her locker in the Near-Death Star. Note that we have no idea who this person is; she is never seen or mentioned anywhere else. (2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
2800 or earlier Voter turnout in world presidential elections dips below 6%, and will stay that low until 3000. The 3000 elections had "the highest voter turnout for centuries: six percent!" according to the news lady. (2ACV03) A Head In The Polls
2801 or earlier The last ghost at Bender's Uncle Vladimir's castle dies. Farnsworth: "The last ghost died over two hundred years ago!". (2ACV18) The Honking
2801 Robot Santa is built. Explicitly stated by somebody? (2ACV04) Xmas Story
9th April 2841 Hubert J. Farnsworth is born. Farnsworth lies that he is ten years younger than he actually is; see below. (2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
9th April 2851 Professor Hubert Farnsworth claims to have been born. This is the date given in a biographical movie made by Leela. (2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
2856 Eloise Porter is born. Seen on her locker in the Near-Death Star. Again, we have no information about this person apart from her birth year. (2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
2880? Ogden Wernstrom is born. He is 120 at the time of this episode. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
~2881? Hubert Farnsworth begins working for Momcorp. Farnsworth worked at Mom's Friendly Robot Company for 50 years (see 2931). (2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
2890 Staadgi & Staadgi auctioneers are established. Sign outside said auctioneers. (1ACV06) A Fishful Of Dollars
~2900? Ogden Wernstrom, Professor Farnsworth's most promising student, is disgusted to be awarded an A-minus in one of his classes, for poor penmanship, and swears revenge. A hundred years ago, according to the Professor. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
2922 The classic Harold Zoid silent hologram "A Close Shaving" is filmed. Copyright date scrolls past at the start of the movie. (3ACV08) That's Lobstertainment
2923 or 2924? Bigfoot is born. Seen on the cover of the Nosy Enquirer: "Bigfoot turns 80!" (4ACV15) The Farnsworth Parabox
2927 The heads of the Yankees from this year will be put in a jar in a Blernsball museum. Seen on display. (3ACV16) A Leela Of Her Own
1:54pm, 17th October ~2927? While 14 geese fly outside the window, Farnsworth invents the pollutant robot. Happened "75 years ago" according to Farnsworth. (4ACV08) Crimes Of The Hot
10th May 2931? Farnsworth walks out on Mom. Said to have happened "seventy years ago today" - see 10th May 3001. Note that Farnsworth may mean that he left on Mother's Day 2931, which actually falls on 13th May in this year. (2ACV14) Mother's Day
~2952 The invention of Smellovision coincides with the beginning of Harold Zoid's decline from stardom. It's "fifty years since I was on top". (3ACV08) That's Lobstertainment
~2960? Slurms MacKenzie's babes join him. Slurms MacKenzie: "You've served me well these past forty years". (1ACV13) Fry & The Slurm Factory
2962 The Bigfoot video is made. Copyright date is MMCMLXII. (4ACV17) Spanish Fry
2967 or 2968 Melllvar is born. He is 34 at the time of "Where No Fan Has Gone Before", which takes place in 3002. (4ACV11) Where No Fan Has Gone Before
2972? Sheldon and Gwen get married, also start running Romanticorp. They have been doing this for thirty years. (4ACV03) Love & Rocket
2973 or 2974 Calculon claims to have been born. Calculon is 27 according to his bio, though he is actually over a thousand years old - see "9th August 1960". (2ACV18) The Honking
2974 or 2975? Turanga Leela is born. Her parents are Turanga Morris and Munda, both sewer mutants. She wails, "I don't wanna die at the age of twenty-five!" Note: Bender is sceptical at this, responding: "Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I wouldn't worry about it!" Note also that at this point Leela has not yet met her true parents, so she cannot know her own birth date or age with much certainty. Most likely she is counting from the date she was abandoned on the doorstep of the Orphanarium, which may post-date her actual birth by as much as a few months. (2ACV02) Brannigan Begin Again
2975? RobotMania is held for the first time. Bender will compete in RobotMania XXVII - see 3001. (2ACV08) Raging Bender
2980 At the 2980 Summer Olympic Games, Hermes Conrad witnesses a kid die while attempting to imitate him in the limbo event. Hermes quits competitive limboing. Hermes' flashback. Note: this directly contradicts "Bend Her" - see 2984. (1ACV10) A Flight To Remember
2983? The tradition of Claw-plach is instituted on Decapod 10. Claw-plach "is a recent tradition, only eighteen years old". (2ACV05) Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?
2984 Future teen singer Wendy is born. News report shows this as her birth date. (3ACV14) Time Keeps On Slippin'
2984 Hermes is beaten in every Olympic limbo event by Barbados Slim. Stated in the episode as having occurred 20 years ago. Note: this contradicts the events described in "A Flight To Remember" - see 2980. (4ACV16) Three Hundred Big Boys
2984 or earlier? Fry's Holophonor teacher, Mrs. Mellinger, starts taking the joy out of music. She says she has been taking the joy out of music for over 20 years. (4ACV18) The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
2989 Cubert is cloned from skin cells scraped from a shapely growth on Farnsworth's back. Twelve years ago, according to Farnsworth. Note that this means that despite nearly sharing a birthdate, Cubert is biologically around nine months younger than Dwight (below). (2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
2989 Dwight Conrad is born to Hermes and LeBarbara Conrad. Dwight and Cubert's birthdays fall in the same week in this episode. (4ACV06) Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
2991 or 2992? Leela gets her green jacket. She's had it for ten years. (3ACV05) The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz
2992? Zoidberg joins Planet Express. He has been with Planet Express for 10 years at the time of this episode. (3ACV11) Insane In The Mainframe
2995? Nibbler is presumed to have been born. That is, if he's anything like a tree. Note that Nibbler is in fact much, much older than five years - he is at least a thousand years old; his race lacks the ability to time-travel, and he was seen alive in the year 1999. (2ACV01) I Second That Emotion
2996 A coin with Coolio's profile on it is minted. Coin has "Liberty 2996" written around the edge. (3ACV20) Godfellas
2996 or 2997 or 2998? Bender Bending Rodriguez is constructed in Tijuana, Mexico. He is only four years old in this episode. (3ACV06) Bendless Love
2997 Fronty's Meat Market: "Not a front since 2997" Sign outside Fronty's Meat Market. (2ACV13) Bender Gets Made
2999? Farnsworth presents his Death Clock at the science symposium. The Professor says so. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
2999? Farnsworth builds the smelloscope. The Professor says so. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
2999? Farnsworth declares himself dead as a tax dodge. Three years ago, apparently. (3ACV12) The Route Of All Evil
31st December 2999 Philip J. Fry is unfrozen. The second, unseen Philip J. Fry, frozen along with him (see 12:32am, 1st January 2000), freezes himself for a further 7.95 years. According to Leela. Bender correctly notes later in the episode that it is a Tuesday. Note: Fry was not frozen for a full thousand years. He was woken up roughly twelve hours early. There are a number of possible explanations for this: a slightly fast timer on the cryogenics chamber or a slight change in the length of the Earth's day due to events similar to those in "Crimes Of The Hot" are the two most obvious. (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
12:00am, 1st January 3000 Leela and Fry first blast into space aboard the Planet Express ship. Coincides with New Year fireworks. (1ACV01) Space Pilot 3000
3000 Events of "The Series Has Landed". This episode is named "Episode Two: The Series Has Landed" on the DVD box set. (1ACV02) The Series Has Landed
2nd February 3000? During Superbowl MXXIV, a Planet Express ad airs (on another channel). According to Professor Farnsworth. Superbowls usually occur on the first Sunday in February. (1ACV02) The Series Has Landed
February, 3000 Events of "I, Roommate". Fry has "been here for a month" (1ACV03) I, Roommate
Stardate 3000.3 Events of "Love's Labor's Lost In Space". The Planet Express crew acquire Nibbler from Vergon VI, shortly before it implodes. According to Zap Brannigan. 0.3 of a year is about four and a half months; see below. (1ACV04) Love's Labor's Lost In Space
April 13th.2, 3000 Further events of "Love's Labor's Lost In Space". According to Kif Kroker (and Zap Brannigan). 0.2 of a day is just under five hours, although Zap probably made the figure up. (1ACV04) Love's Labor's Lost In Space
3000? Events of "Fear Of A Bot Planet". (1ACV05) Fear Of A Bot Planet
3000 Events of "A Fishful Of Dollars". Fry: "Here in the year 3000" (1ACV06) A Fishful Of Dollars
3000? Events of "My Three Suns". (1ACV07) My Three Suns
3000? Events of "A Big Piece Of Garbage". Farnsworth is aged 149 in this episode, which places it between 9th April 3000 and 8th April 3001. (1ACV08) A Big Piece Of Garbage
3000? Events of "Hell Is Other Robots". (1ACV09) Hell Is Other Robots
3000? Events of "A Flight To Remember". (1ACV10) A Flight To Remember
3000? Events of "Mars University". (1ACV11) Mars University
1st September 3000 Events of "When Aliens Attack". Labor Day (the first Monday in September) occurs during this episode, which also clearly precedes Nixon's election in November 3000. (1ACV12) When Aliens Attack
3000? Events of "Fry & The Slurm Factory". (1ACV13) Fry & The Slurm Factory
3000? Events of "I Second That Emotion". (2ACV01) I Second That Emotion
3000 Events of "The Cryonic Woman"

Fry gives the year as 3000 in this episode, putting it out of sequence. Placement here is conjectural - this could theoretically be anywhere between "Fear Of A Bot Planet" and "Xmas Story".

Lars Fillmore is seen in "Bender's Big Score" to hijack Michelle's tube while she is frozen and reset its timer to open in 3002. However, Fry is playing practical jokes on unfrozen people in this episode, and probably wakes Michelle up two years early, following which Lars (off-camera) freezes himself for a further two years. This is probably why Lars' own unfreezing sequence is not shown in "Bender's Big Score" - he would be woken up from an otherwise empty cryogenic tube, which would be too confusing to explain.

(2ACV19) The Cryonic Woman
3000? Events of "Brannigan Begin Again". (2ACV02) Brannigan Begin Again
4th November 3000 Events of "A Head In The Polls". The 3000 world presidential elections take place in this episode. Richard Nixon wins. Note: This is, according to a reporter, Nixon's third term as president, which technically violates the Constitution. This in turn means that the whole of Earth is now using the same constitution that America started out with in the 1700s, which in turn means that (in the Futurama universe), sometime between 2000 and 3000, America attacked and conquered the entire world! (2ACV03) A Head In The Polls
24th December 3000 Events of "Xmas Story". This is Fry's first Xmas away from home according to somebody (Leela?). (2ACV04) Xmas Story
3rd January 3001 Trash pickup resumes outside the Planet Express building. According to the Professor. (2ACV04) Xmas Story
3001? Events of "Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?" Decapodian mating season on Decapod 10. (2ACV05) Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?
3001? Events of "Lesser Of Two Evils". (2ACV06) Lesser Of Two Evils
14th February 3001 Events of "Put Your Head On My Shoulder". Abraham Lincoln refers to the 1776 founding of America as having happened "four score and eleven hundred and forty-five years ago". Also, Valentine's Day occurs. (2ACV07) Put Your Head On My Shoulder
3001? Events of "Raging Bender". RobotMania XXVII is held. (2ACV08) Raging Bender
3001? Events of "A Bicyclops Built For Two". (2ACV09) A Bicyclops Built For Two
9th April 3001 Events of "A Clone Of My Own". Farnsworth celebrates his supposed 150th birthday in this episode. Cubert is also decanted from his cloning vat, having been cloned some twelve years ago. (2ACV10) A Clone Of My Own
3001? Events of "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back". Leela is "over a year late for work at this point", having last showed up for work on December 31, 2999. (2ACV11) How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
3001? Events of "The Deep South". (2ACV12) The Deep South
3001? Events of "Bender Gets Made". (2ACV13) Bender Gets Made
10th May 3001? Events of "Mother's Day". This episode occurs on Mother's Day, which is the second Sunday in May in the United States. (2ACV14) Mother's Day
3001? Events of "Anthology Of Interest". (2ACV16) Anthology Of Interest
3001? Events of "War Is The H-Word". (2ACV17) War Is The H-Word
3001? Events of "The Problem With Popplers". This is probably the same event as below. (2ACV15) The Problem With Popplers
12th June 3001? Omicron Persei 8 invades Earth - this will not occur for at least another 247 days. Exactly 247 days prior to "Love & Rocket". This is probably the same event as above. (4ACV03) Love & Rocket
3001 Events of "The Honking" Date on Bender's recently-deceased Uncle Vladimir's gravestone (2ACV18) The Honking
3001? Events of "Amazon Women In The Mood" Titanic disaster (A Flight To Remember) was "a year ago". (3ACV01) Amazon Women In The Mood
3001? Events of "Parasites Lost" (3ACV02) Parasites Lost
24th December 3001 Events of "A Tale Of Two Santas" The events of "Xmas Story" are referred to as "last year". (3ACV03) A Tale Of Two Santas
3002 Lars Fillmore is unfrozen, and takes a job at the New New York City Head Museum. Lars shared a cryogenic tube with Fry's ex-girlfriend Michelle, who, as seen above, was unfrozen separately in 3000. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
3002? Events of "Luck Of The Fryrish" In this episode Leela says to Fry "You guys never had a nuclear war", apparently contradicting herself in "Xmas Story" where she refers to nuclear winter cancelling out global warming. However, when she says "You guys" she is probably referring to the U.S.A. specifically. Certainly (New) New York City was never hit by a nuclear bomb during the 1000-year gap. (3ACV04) Luck Of The Fryrish
3002? Events of "The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz" (3ACV05) The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz
14th February 3002? Events of "Love & Rocket"

Valentine's Day, probably 3002 - see 12th June 3001.

This date puts this episode out of sequence with the rest of season four, so it has been moved up here to 3002.

(4ACV03) Love & Rocket
3002? Events of "Bendless Love" (3ACV06) Bendless Love
3002? Events of "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid" (3ACV07) The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
March? 3002 Events of "That's Lobstertainment!" The 1074th Academy Awards take place in this episode. The Oscars are usually awarded in March but this is variable. (3ACV08) That's Lobstertainment
3002? Events of "The Cyber House Rules" (3ACV09) The Cyber House Rules
3002? Events of "Where The Buggalo Roam" (3ACV10) Where The Buggalo Roam
3002? Events of "Insane In The Mainframe" (3ACV11) Insane In The Mainframe
3002? Events of "The Route Of All Evil" Cubert is still 12 years old in this episode. (3ACV12) The Route Of All Evil
3002? Events of "Bendin' In The Wind" (3ACV13) Bendin' In The Wind
3002 Events of "Time Keeps On Slippin'" News reports show this as the death date of teen singer Wendy. Note: Major temporal kerjiggers go on in this episode, but since the universe seems to be approximately back to normal at the end of it, we can place a year on it. (3ACV14) Time Keeps On Slippin'
3002? Events of "I Dated A Robot" Fry calls this "the year three thousand or so", which is consistent with the temporal confusion caused by the previous episode. (3ACV15) I Dated A Robot
3002 Events of "A Leela Of Her Own" Leela joins the 3002 Mets. A Major League Baseball season normally lasts from the beginning of April to the end of September. (3ACV16) A Leela Of Her Own
3002? Events of "A Pharaoh To Remember" (3ACV17) A Pharaoh To Remember
3002? Events of "Anthology Of Interest 2" (3ACV18) Anthology Of Interest 2
21st September 3002 Events of "Roswell That Ends Well". The Planet Express Ship enters a time warp back to 1947.

Date on wall inside the Planet Express ship. Note: If we assume the episodes take place in order of production code, this episode is out of sequence.

Episode dates beyond this point are largely indeterminate.

(3ACV19) Roswell That Ends Well
? Events of "Godfellas" (3ACV20) Godfellas
? Events of "Futurestock" (3ACV21) Futurestock
? Events of "30% Iron Chef" (3ACV22) 30% Iron Chef
? Events of "Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch" (4ACV01) Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
? Events of "Leela's Homeworld" (4ACV02) Leela's Homeworld
? Events of "Less Than Hero" (4ACV04) Less Than Hero
? Events of "A Taste Of Freedom" (4ACV05) A Taste Of Freedom
3002 Events of "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV" Cubert turns 13 in this episode, having been born in 2989. This is measured from the time Farnsworth scraped some cells from the growth on his back, meaning biologically he is probably closer to 12. Dwight Conrad also turns 13. (4ACV06) Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
? Events of "Jurassic Bark" (4ACV07) Jurassic Bark
? Events of "Crimes Of The Hot" Note that Earth's orbit is increased in radius slightly in this episode, simultaneously easing the effects of global warming and lengthening the year by one week - namely, Robot Party Week. (4ACV08) Crimes Of The Hot
? Events of "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"

Farnsworth is 161 in this episode, placing it between 9th April 3002 and 8th April 3003.

The entire Planet Express crew gets rejuvenated substantially in this episode, explaining their apparently constant ages up until 3008.

(4ACV09) Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
? Fry is sent by the Nibblonians into the evil brainspawn's InfoSphere so that he can destroy it. Thanks to the warning from 31st December 1999, the Nibblonians provide Fry with a Scootie-Puff Senior with which he escapes the InfoSphere before its implosion. Seen in this episode. (4ACV10) The Why Of Fry
3002 Events of "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" Melllvar hosts Trekfest 3002 on Omega 3 (4ACV11) Where No Fan Has Gone Before
3002 or later Events of "The Sting" The Cygnoids from "A Leela Of Her Own" appear very briefly at the funeral in this episode, which places it in 3002 or later. (4ACV12) The Sting
Summer 3004 Events of "Bend Her" The 3004 Olympic Games occur in this episode (4ACV13) Bend Her
3003 Events of "Obsoletely Fabulous" Roboticon 3003 is held during this episode. At MomCorp, the future of robotics arrives, for the seventeenth year running. (4ACV14) Obsoletely Fabulous
? Events of "The Farnsworth Parabox". (4ACV15) The Farnsworth Parabox
3004? Events of "Three Hundred Big Boys". Episode dates from this episode onwards are clearer. (4ACV16) Three Hundred Big Boys
3004? Events of "Spanish Fry". (4ACV17) Spanish Fry
3004? Events of "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings". This is clearly chronologically the last Futurama episode, and preceding episodes have been dated 3004. (4ACV18) The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
3005 The Planet Express Delivery Service is "cancelled" by the Box Delivery Network, though nobody informs the Planet Express crew about this for two years. Stated by Farnsworth (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
26th November 3007 or earlier Bender travels back in time from late 3007, decapitates Hermes Conrad and brings his healthy body back to the present day. This creates a time paradox which is seamlessly resolved by the Time Code which Bender uses. The duplicate body is eventually destroyed. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
27th November 3007 News of Planet Express's cancellation is delivered by Farnsworth. The crew are fired. Then re-hired. During the celebrations, Hermes is (non-fatally) decapitated. Leela meets Lars Fillmore, who begins to successfully woo her. This episode takes place (mainly) in late 3007 and edges into 3008; it seems logical to assume that its events begin on 27th November 3007, precisely 1000 years after the real-life US release of the "Bender's Big Score" DVD. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
the day before the next entry Nudar the scammer - Nudar-A - comes back in time from the following day and meets his past self, Nudar-B, for a drink. They spend the night together. (Eww!) Because he has altered his past self's timeline, Nudar has created a paradox. However, the Time Code seamlessly resolves this and Nudar-B is soon killed. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
November-December 3007 Scammers take control of Planet Express and discover the secret of time travel, the Universal Machine Language Time Code, hidden in a binary code tattooed to Fry's buttocks where it has been since January 1, 3000. Nudar tests this out by going back in time to yesterday. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
immediately afterwards

Both Nudars return to the Planet Express building, where Nudar-B is crushed and killed by a falling Smelloscope.

Despite this and dire warnings from Nibbler, the scammers send Bender backwards in time to steal ancient treasures and then hide in a limestone cavern beneath the Planet Express building until the present day before revealing himself.

(5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
shortly after this

Bender travels back to 1351 BCE, 1509 CE, 2308 CE, and many other eras, retrieving priceless treasures and bringing them to the present day.

Many of his trips (e.g. acquiring the sarcophagus of pharaoh Amenhotep III and the 2308 Nobel Peace Prize) fulfill established history because the treasures in question are lost to history; however, equally many (the Mona Lisa, Vincent van Gogh's Self-portrait of Autumn 1887) result in the creation of doomed time paradox duplicates of the artifacts in question.

(5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
shortly after this

The final Bender - the one "from right at the end" - persuades all of his alternates in the basement not to surface after all, but to wait until after the scammers are defeated.

This creates several hundred doomed time paradox Benders, and a gigantic, cataclysmic paradox which the Time Code is unable to resolve.

(5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
December 3007 Bender goes back to November 3007 and retrieves a healthy body from the past for Hermes's decapitated head to use. Since Hermes' actual body in the present is being repaired elsewhere at this time, the body Bender retrieves from the past is a doomed time paradox duplicate. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
13th December 3007

Pursued by the scammers, who want to erase the Time Code forever, Fry travels back in time to 12:30am, 1st January 2000. Bender is sent after Fry to terminate him, and arrives at 12:28am on the same day. He immediately returns from the cavern underneath Planet Express, incorrectly claiming success in his mission. Fry is briefly reported dead and a small memorial is held, but then reappears, having just unfrozen himself for the second time. The Time Code tattoo is now erased from his rear.

This date is exactly 7.95 years after 31st December 2999. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
24th December 3007 By now, the Planet Express crew is destitute and living on the street. Leela announces that she is engaged to Lars. Seen this episode (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
4:00pm, 27th December 3007 At the wedding of Turanga Leela and Lars Fillmore, Hermes' doomed time paradox duplicate body is decapitated, crushed and electrocuted by a falling chandelier. Lars realises that he, too, is a doomed time paradox duplicate. He calls off the wedding and dumps Leela. Seen this episode (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
31st December 3007

By now, the scammers have taken possession of planet Earth and the Planet Express crew is living on Neptune. Leela assembles an invasion force to take back Earth and the scammers are defeated. All the ancient treasures which Bender retrieved from the past are destroyed by fire.

Seen this episode (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
1st January 3008

Nudar, the last surviving scammer, threatens Leela, Fry and Lars in the cryogenics laboratory. To protect Leela, Lars unfreezes Bender-B (last seen 12:31am, January 1, 2000) and blows himself up along with Nudar. At Lars' funeral, Bender, now in funeral wear, extracts the Time Code tattoo from Lars' butt cheek and travels back to January 1, 2000 one final to paste it onto Fry's ass, completing the Time Code causal loop. Finally, Bender-from-way-at-the-end and his hundreds of doomed duplicates emerge from the Planet Express basement, prompting Nibbler to hurriedly exit the universe entirely as the spacetime continuum begins to collapse...

Seen this episode. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
3021? Time when Leela could expect to receive Bender's brain back from Central Bureacracy, if she filed a request during "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back". Morgan Proctor claims the request would take twenty years. (2ACV11) How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
3022? Kif's babies sprout legs and crawl back onto land as children. Twenty years' time, according to Kif. (4ACV01) Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
~3300 Trapped robots on the universe's last titanium mine on Titan are expected to all be dead by now According to news reporter. (2ACV03) A Head In The Polls
4000 The year Fry and his girlfriend would have woken up if they'd stayed frozen for another thousand years. (2ACV19) The Cryonic Woman
c. 4972 "A Brief History Of Time Travel", a copy of which will find its way back to 3007, is published. This book is seen onscreen in this episode. Note that even the title font resembles that of "A Brief History Of Time". The author may conceivably be Stephen Hawking. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
1,002,000 Bender-B would be unfrozen in this year, if he hadn't been unfrozen in 3007. (5ACV01-4) Bender's Big Score
~1,000,000,000,002,000 Al Gore, Fry, Deep Blue, Stephen Hawking, Nichelle Nicholls and Gary Gygax finish playing Dungeons & Dragons. Gary Gygax: "Who wants to play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years?" Not that this is canon, of course. (2ACV16) Anthology Of Interest

Conclusions

I found the Futurama timeline very rewarding to construct because it turned out to be significantly more internally consistent than I originally believed it would. If we arrange the episodes in order of production code, then bolt on the known dates, we find that the undated episodes fit the existing pattern extremely well - at least, for the first three production seasons. Only "The Cryonic Woman" messes things up - it should be set around September 3001, but Fry states that it's the year 3000, most likely to avoid confusing viewers.

It's during the fourth production season, 4ACV, that everything goes to pot. The Fox network was screwing everything up for the writers at this point during the show's production, to the point that four production seasons were eventually aired over the course of five broadcast seasons. This meant the show timeline got borked. "Love & Rocket" (4ACV03) should have taken place around Valentine's Day 3003, but a caption during the episode gave Omicron Persei 8 as "247 days without invading Earth", which is clearly meant to correspond with "The Problem With Popplers", which is nominally set in mid-3001, placing Love & Rocket in Valentine's Day 3002. This is not an anomaly beyond repair, but then "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV" also occurs in 3002, and so does "Where No Fan Has Gone Before". Then "Bend Her" leaps forward to the 3004 Olympics, followed by "Obsoletely Fabulous" which jumps back to 3003! While there are no direct contradictions created by these shenanigans, it does seem to result in there being twice as many episodes set during 3002 as there should be, and almost none in 3003 or 3004. Ordering these later episodes using their airdates instead of their production codes has not proved much more useful.

Still, Futurama has a pretty rich timeline which is much more complete and consistent than most people would imagine. I do not believe that this is unintentional. I believe that David X. Cohen knew full well that millions of science fiction fans would scrutinise Futurama as closely as they ever did Star Trek or The Simpsons. For this reason I think he set out to create a universe which, unlike certain lesser continuities, rewarded rabidly intense analysis with interesting new discoveries, rather than punishing it with continuity errors. Speaking as both a Futurama continuity freak and a time travel nut, I feel like Bender's Big Score in particular was a personal gift to me, Sam Hughes.

There is one other thing I like in my television shows, and that is closure. Futurama is nearly over now, and I have high hopes for its conclusion.

Stay tuned.

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