Why you should vote for me in the next Elite player battle @ Things Of Interest

Every summer, The Elite hold a player battle. It is, in fact, all just a popularity contest. Here is why you should vote for me:

My PD times include such notable times as
- 3:01 Investigation PA
- 1:15 Villa A
- 0:16 Chicago A
- 0:27 War A
of which the latter two were world records at the time
Peaked at 53rd in points and 51st in time for PD
Proud member of the 3-4-5 club (Agent times all under 3:00, SA all under 4:00, PA all under 5:00)
Perfect: 1 rank in Combat Simulator
11-0 Challenge 30
Participated in the Psychotic Rivalry
My GE times include such notable times as
- none at all
Competed at Super Monkey Ball, peaked around rank 53
Competed at AstroLander. Peaked at rank 1 with all three world records. First one to discover that you could go under levels
Competed at Sonic Mega Collection
Gained a score of 34 in the letter-sorting game in The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Competed at Ikaruga, peaked around 50th on the UK national rankings
Masterminded Mike "TSA" Damiani's 5:04 route through The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, and devised many of the tricks he used en route, including the optimal Water Temple route