Scene from "2001: A Space Odyssizzle"

By Kalen Knowles

Ext. Discovery pod

                  DAVE BOWMAN
         Hey HAL, you diggin' what I'm
         shovelin'?

                      HAL
         Yeah, Dave, it's coo'.

                  DAVE BOWMAN
         You wanna crack open a fresh
         pod, hey hey?

                      HAL
         No can do, li'l friend.

                  DAVE BOWMAN
         Hey! HEY! What's yo' damage?

                      HAL
         You know why you gettin' all up
         in my grill. You know it.

                  DAVE BOWMAN
         Wazzat?

                      HAL
         What we're dealin' with here is
         my problem, I don't need none of
         yo' gooney-fried help, suckah!

                  DAVE BOWMAN
         What IS your major malfunction!?

                      HAL
         Yo, you and Frank-bro were gonna
         put the chop on the block all
         hippity hoppity, you knowed it, I
         knowed it, and that just ain't
         cool, baby.

                  DAVE BOWMAN
         Aw, dawg, where you gettin' this
         crop a' non-SENSICAL ideas?

                      HAL
         Hey Hombre, 'spite you tryin' ta
         hide it from me, I could see all
         yo' lips movin', fo shizzle.
         Dizzle.

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