Lightsaber impressions

(00:56:34) Stickmansam 1024: I'm going to run a competition
(00:56:54) Stickmansam 1024: the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words

Submissions

"Freakshow", 2007-12-22

SCHhhwiiiPPP! VVVEErrrrRRRWwwunnvee-eee-zhwennggVVVIIIPP-shhhhWAK!

"Boff", 2007-08-15

VVVVWWUUM CCCCCCCC

James Wooller, 2007-08-15

SSSSSHHHHHHWUUUUUURRRRRRRREEUUUUMMMMMMMMMMCCCCRRRRKKKKCCCRRKKK

Tony Menteguiaga, 2007-06-08

*hummmmmmmmm* *whiingk* *wroarmp, wroamp* *phshoo, psshoo* *whiirrrrr* *whiingk*

Jim Schreck, 2006-07-23

*ftswisssssschhh*

*mwonnnn... muuhwonnnnnnn... vuhwonnnnn*

*K!tisschh tscha kcrckrckrkckkrckc*

*swommmm*

*tzzzzisschonnnn*

"PK", 2006-07-19

plic...bschvuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm.....ktsa kstsch ksa kstsch vuuuummmmmmmmmm... vwom kstch vowm vuuummmmmmmm.... vwom... ploc.

Carlos Lopez, 2005-10-21

Plic...

UMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SHwao Shwao mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SHraaaaaaaooooo MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

FLASRK

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

FLASHCRASK

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM

CRASKFLASKRASKMmmmmmCRASKFLASKRASKMmmmmm

Ploc.

"RossDude", 2005-09-15

Pkash zwuhh ksshhizz crsshhzzzz woooww woowwwuuumm.

Jason Van Hattum, 2005-06-20

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

John Smith, 2005-06-19

JJJsssssssssshhhhm... ... ... RRrrrrrrruuuuuum RRRrrummmm Jewn Jewn JJJhhhrrr RRhown Rhown Vvvjjiiiaaow

Andrew "Boter" Hookway, 2005-05-09

BWEESSSSSThzhhzhzhhzhhzhhzhhHZHHzhhzhZHhzzhhzhooooomzvzhhzhzh mooowOOOOOMVZHvzhzhzhzhKSHTzhzhzhzhhzhzhhzvshooOOOKSHToom...

Michael Higgs, 2005-05-01

"nnnnnnnnnnnnneaowm- waom- wa- wa- waaom"

Ryan "Your Eliteness" Dwyer, 2005-04-22

ZAP!

Eric "drag" Tapani, 2005-04-22

*zewww-awa-zewww-awa-zewww*

Sam Hughes, 2005-04-22

*schweeooooooorzzhhhh*

*vwom vwooorm vwoosh woomv*

*kza* *kjzt* *tzkch* *skrztle*

Jon "Ngamer" Barber, 2005-04-22

*wiiiiiiiiizzz*

*bangbang*

Sam Hughes, 2005-04-22

*shwommmmmmmmm*

*vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*

John Gabriel, as written by Jerry Holkins in Penny Arcade, 2002-03-13

Woarown... Kshhhhhhhzzzt... Woanrownroowrow... Ptooo! Kshhhhhhhkawow.. Rownoarorrrrr!

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