Thanks to the miracle that is CSS, the colours of this entire site are now determined by a single .css file. By changing values in that file, I can change the font and background colours (and, indeed their formatting) throughout the site! Isn't that the coolest thing ever? You know it is. If I get bored with a colour scheme: blam! White-on-black instead. Oh yeah.
Anyway, in case you're terminally dense, you can now reach this site's content by clicking the links above. Also, my email address has changed. To protect it from spambots roaming the internet's everglades for fresh, active addresses, it has been cunningly reformatted to confuse them. You should be able to figure it out though. If not... well, you're stupid.