Okay so who's this? Enjoys absurdly terse mathematical proofs, absurdly terse computer program source code, and programming languages that allow for absurdly terse computer program source code. Likes graphing calculators. Known to play Super Smash Bros. Melee. Mathematics major. And his name is Sam Hughes.
If you said "Sam Hughes", you were wrong. The correct answer is actually "Sam Hughes". Yes, that's right: I have finally located my evil twin.
How do I know he's evil? Well, I certainly don't have a goatee. Also, he likes Emacs! The swine!